Dreams

Very odd dreams the last couple of nights.

-I dreamed on Sunday night that I was Ryan Seacrest. Don't know if I really need to say anything else about that one. I woke up screaming. (Just kidding. But it wouldn't have surprised me.)

-I dreamed last night that I came home and there were random people in my house (different house on a different street) cleaning it, unsolicited, which I found suspicious, so I put my stuff down and went back outside to see their van... upon going outside I realized that there was a SWAT team examining the van and I became even more concerned, so I went back inside (dumb?) at which point I was told that they were going to take my camera and sell it on the black market. (Laughing yet?) I was EXTREMELY upset in the dream, like sobbing, and suddenly my mother was there and we were all upset and crying and begging them not to take the camera, and I asked how much they were planning to sell it for and they said $600 and I said I would buy it back from them for $600. (This is all still in my house with a SWAT team outside.) But they won't take a check and I don't have the cash, so I start handing them those little chips from casinos that you trade in for money when you're done, and they're like "we don't know if we can take those" but I'm seriously freaking out so they finally take them and leave. And the SWAT team lets them just drive away. And then I woke up.

I swear I'm not on crack.